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Tiny Dankster by Cellarmaker Brewing Company 16 oz

Tiny Dankster by Cellarmaker Brewing Company 16 oz

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Unleash the Flavor: Taste the Exotic

Tiny Dankster by Cellarmaker Brewing Company is more than just a Pale Ale; it's an exotic journey in every sip. Brewed with a lavish blend of Nelson Sauvin, Mosaic, and Citra hops, this ale is a symphony of flavors. Imagine the lush, vibrant taste of pineapple, kiwi, and gooseberry, perfectly harmonized with the bold, intriguing notes of diesel and a medley of citrus and tropical fruits. It's like a tropical vacation in a glass, offering a juicy, mouthwatering experience that's simply unforgettable.

Craftsmanship in Every Drop

This New England/Hazy Pale Ale is not just a drink; it's a masterpiece of brewing artistry. Tiny Dankster is a lovingly crafted mini-version of the renowned double IPA, Original Dankster. Each batch is a testament to Cellarmaker Brewing Company's commitment to excellence. From carefully selecting the finest hops to the meticulous brewing process, every detail is fine-tuned to create a Pale Ale that stands out in a league of its own.

Celebrate Your Moments

Tiny Dankster is not just a beverage; it's a celebration in a can. Whether you're toasting a special occasion, enjoying a casual get-together, or unwinding after a long day, this Pale Ale is your perfect companion. Its smooth, refreshing taste and uplifting aroma turn ordinary moments into extraordinary memories. "Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dankster!" isn't just a catchphrase; it's an invitation to make every sip an occasion to cherish.

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Is all your inventory online?

We try to keep the store as updated as possible, but we always get new shipments. So if you don't see what you are looking for, send an email, and we'll check to see what Moose is hiding in the back room.

What is the difference between Tequila & Mezcal?

Tequila is a type of mezcal, much like how scotch and bourbon are types of whiskey.

Tequila and mezcal are both types of agave-based spirits that are popular in Mexico, but there are some key differences between the two. Tequila is made exclusively from the blue agave plant, which is primarily grown in the area surrounding the city of Tequila, about 40 miles northwest of Guadalajara. Mezcal, on the other hand, can be made from any type of agave plant, and is often made using traditional, labor-intensive methods.

One of the most noticeable differences between tequila and mezcal is their flavor. Tequila is typically smooth and subtle, with hints of fruit and spices, while mezcal has a more complex, smoky flavor that comes from the roasting of the agave hearts before they are fermented and distilled.

Another difference between the two spirits is their production process. Tequila is typically made using modern industrial methods, while mezcal is often produced using traditional techniques that have been passed down for generations. This can give mezcal a more authentic, artisanal character.

In general, tequila is considered to be a more refined and sophisticated spirit, while mezcal is often viewed as a more rustic and traditional drink. Both are popular in Mexico and are enjoyed around the world, so the best way to decide which one you like is to try them both and see which one suits your tastes.

Where do you ship to?

Currently, we only ship within California.

Our rates are applicable for orders up to six bottles.

Please contact us directly to calculate bulk shipping options.

California Proposition 65 Warning

Drinking distilled spirits, beer, coolers, wine and other alcoholic beverages may increase cancer risk, and, during pregnancy, can cause birth defects. 
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